konake:

for the love of god everyone who is cosplaying

please

remember

to wear

deodorant

dramasbomin:

downloading-new-emotion:

commander-banana:

I have this problem where I would much rather read the story I’m trying to write than actually write it.

i’ve been looking for this post my entire life

you put it in words

I think I’m gonna roll to my Tyki account for a bit.

the-3rd-disciple.tumblr.com

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pleatedjeans:

cat falls asleep in water. [via][video]

superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:

jonxdaenerys:

hellhound-of-the-baskervilles:

jonxdaenerys:

If you’re ever feeling sad just remember that:

1. You are not the author or 50 Shades of Grey

2. You will never hate life as much as Robert Pattinson

3. You will never lose as many friends as the Doctor

was that last one really necessary

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4. You aren’t one of the twelve publishers to turn down Harry Potter and the Philosopher Stone.

(Source: wayward-daughter-in-a-bluebox)

jesussbabymomma:

jesussbabymomma:

is it petsmart or petsmart

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thanks

dickspeightjr:

howiemandel:

rainbowwaterfall:

that’s a lot of butter.

there are fucking google eyes staring into your soul from every angle and you comment on the butter

to be fair it is a lot of butter
realaguss-the-fanwarrior:

zuviosgemini:

nazeem38:

exxpensiveslang:

shroomyloomyland:

That awkward moment when you moonwalk into MJ

I will reblog this forever.

Fun Fact: That kid is actually Alfonso Ribeiro, AKA Carlton from Fresh Prince.

There’s something about this gif that speaks to me on a spiritual level.
textsfromdgrayman:

(573): You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
textsfromdgrayman:

(631):
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.